What is the definition of Patterns Engineering?

Patterns engineering is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube but instead of just twisting the pieces, you're trying to predict the outcome of your life choices before they even happen. It's the art and science of finding hidden, often absurd, regularities in chaos, turning the unpredictable into a predictable (but still crazy) script.

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Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "Patterns engineering convinced me that my bad hair day was a cosmic sign to ditch my favorite band and start following the dance moves of a particularly mean cat."